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our water taste better than your water

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

water

i just found out that stevens point won the national best of the best water taste test. that’s right stevens point has the best tasting water in the nation for 2010. so there! your water stinks and our water is amazing. here’s the proof.

i hope this doesn’t wound some of you non-pointers to the extent that you no longer feel like you can live in your town. i’m sure your water is at least bearable.

this is spinal tape

Sunday, April 25th, 2010

t-spine-lg i have got to get some of this. this is definitely the funniest packing tape i have ever seen. i know that’s not saying much but it’s still pretty funny. here’s the wikipedia article on “this is spınal tap” for those that might not get the reference – a.k.a. my mom :)

via netorama via boing boing.

yeah for no destruction

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010

hadron

just in case you are wondering the large hadron collider worked today and we did not experience the apocalypse via a black hole. woohoo! ht netorama.

pointer men basketball – CHAMPS!!

Saturday, March 20th, 2010

pointers-basketball

way to go pointers! for the 3rd time in seven years the uwsp pointers are the champs for division iii ncaa men’s basketball. the ladies did pretty awesome too, making it to the elite eight.

churches? bowling alleys? guns? strip clubs?

Saturday, March 20th, 2010

churches, bowling, guns, strip clubs

well this is an interesting graphic. i think i could have predicted most of the areas that would have more churches, guns, and strip clubs (let’s face it, we all knew that one of the regions that would have more strip clubs than anything else would be around las vegas). areas with more bowling alleys? i could have never guessed where any of them would have been.

i want to watch this

Friday, March 19th, 2010

my undergraduate schooling is in business management and psychology. i remember reading the study the above “show” was based on while studying at the great school of the university of south alabama (go jaguars!!). it’s pretty famous. it’s called the milgram experiment and was meant to study how far people would follow authority when crossing the lines of their conscience. this isn’t really a show but a documentary study. too bad it’s in france. hopefully it will show up on youtube.

sometimes the best protest is laughter

Saturday, January 30th, 2010

We Have Signs

westboro baptist church is an infected pimple on the name of CHRIST. they are awful and in my opinion embarrass JESUS by claiming to be followers of HIS while joyfully spreading hate all over the place.

anyhow i read this article concerning an interesting counter protest in regards to a westboro protest that was happening in front of the twitter office. the counter protest was a series of absurd signs that helped point out the stupidity of the westboro signs.

here’s the article.

why i don’t have a boat

Tuesday, January 19th, 2010

 iced-boat

or it could be because i don’t want to spend the money on salting the deck for safety reasons.

now for something completely different

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2009

not really but i did see these two adverts today and they made me chuckle and think a little.

claytonhomesad that will bugg out

neither a can of beans nor a drive by pooping are your typical form of advertising and i am sure that there are some disadvantages in advertisements like this (credibility, etc.) but i personally respect people and companies that are willing to take chances and be abnormal in an attempt to grab my attention. at the very least you would have a great story concerning the can of beans you got for buying a house or the guy on the toilet that drove past you on i-39 and 70 mph.

little old lady burps?

Monday, May 4th, 2009

i went to copp’s grocery store yesterday to buy food and drinks for the party after jackie’s baptism. while i was in the soft drink aisle a little, old lady starting randomly talking to me (i would guess she was around 80). she commented on how many soft drinks i was buying. i told her why i was buying them and she seemed happy with that.

she then said “i’m glad to see you are buying dr. pepper.”

truthfully i wasn’t really sure how to respond to that comment. it’s nice that that she was pleased with what i was purchasing but also a little unusual. i simple wasn’t sure how i was supposed to comment on her statement. was i supposed to tell her that it pleased me to know that i had pleased her? so in confusion i took the whimpy way out and opted for a bland “thanks.”

her next response was what really threw me off. she said, “i can’t drink pepsi because it makes me burp a lot.”

this is simple not what i expect to discuss with 80 year olds that i don’t know. maybe i’ve lived a sheltered life but i don’t usually discuss belching with strangers, let alone strangers that are little old ladies. nothing in my past has prep’d me for how to interact with such discussions. i began to have serious fears that this lady might move in other directions. if she was okay discussion her belches with people she didn’t know then she might also feel comfortable discussing suppositories or laxatives with anyone passing by. i wasn’t going to stay around for those discussions. therefore, i said, “yes, pepsi is a rather gassy drink” and then headed out of the aisle as fast as i could.

yes, i am a coward. i know i probably missed a better story by running away with my tail tuck between my legs but some stories simply carry too much risk with them.